The clues read like cryptic crossword clues, but you would have noticed
that they don't have working definitions. That's because both halves are
different wordplay cryptic clues to the same word! For example,
Helios almost encountered | the LEM crash: HEL + MET and anagram THE LEM to get HELMET.
Once you solve the clues, you can cut out and assemble the grid to look
like this:
Solving the two sentences as another set of double-cryptic clues, you get
"Small change by House actor central | to | chaotic care unit": Cent + lAURIe and anagram CARE UNIT, for CENTAURI.
The second sentence is "Island state called | in zero administrators": Rhode->Road, zeROADministrators, for ROAD.
Electric short identified and contained; ENIAC idle
I console distressed company crazies that lost a ring
Curse surrounds circle emanating rough cries
Helios almost encountered the LEM crash
For starters, lawyers and many bystanders don’t approve of district attorney going after baby
sheep
Bottomless black tar left rodent charged
Brief regarding State resident advisor: interval of rest before and after exercise
Embedded pro understanding of R + ALT + UNDO
Wild rascal combines functional Java alternative and statistics language
Women back up as lead girl primes
Slowly, interminably consumed last morsels and others recoiled
Tacky noise on yacht? No harm
Twitch, grasping act of losing a toe playing children’s game backwards
Buddhist faith with leader lost, buried in frozen Ithaca
(5 6 2 5 5 7 2 7 4 4. 6 5 6 2 4 14.) => (8 4)